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Her Dad Must Really Like Working
This is both hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time. The way this little girl innocently described her father's absence in the household, only to then facilitate an abrupt change of subject to her favorite food, is one of the most innocently funny and harrowing things. Kids just have this special way of communicating that is so pure and raw, and that's exactly what we're seeing here with this girl's note.
Speaking of note, here's something on an entirely different note: Pudding is definitely one underrated food. Like, most people don't appreciate pudding enough. Not this girl, no. She's team pudding all the way.
Strip Clubs, Home Depot, What's the Difference?
Sheesh. Glad this mother went out of her way to clear the misunderstanding in question. Not that there's something inherently wrong with exotic dancing, but let's just say parent-teacher conference day could have been really, really awkward for some people if this little mixup were not put to rest. It truly is incredible, however, that the kid managed to draw something so similar to a strip club without even knowing what a strip club looks like.
That's just the wacky imagination of kids at play, we think. Who knew you could even draw a regular Home Depot to resemble a busy strip club with pole dancers?
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!
There's nothing that screams "We're a happy family" more than reenacting violent bouts of professional wrestling, and by professional wrestling we obviously mean WWE. It's safe to say that this kid's home life probably has a few creases left to iron out before they reach picture-perfect family status. Yet, until then, it seems that the two parents will have to settle their differences the only way they know how - in the ring.
This is definitely one of those drawings that's as heartbreaking as it is amusing. We can only hope that the kid was being a bit hyperbolic and nobody actually bodyslammed anyone.
Definitely Got A Bright Future Ahead of Him
Yeah, this kid seems to be on the right path. It just looks as though he's got his head in the right place; he's thinking about the things that matter. Okay, but in all seriousness, we didn't even know kids could even think up a showcase so dark. Like, what kinds of things has this kid seen just to be able to conjure that admittedly unique piece of work behind him?
Maybe this is all some kind of elaborate prank this kid is playing on his teachers and us. Just look at the snarky grin on his face, that's the face of a true prankster.
Just A Quiet Afternoon at the Park With E. T.
Yeah, a perfect Sunday afternoon; chilling in the park with your loved ones without a care in the world. The sun's out, the birds are chirping, the leaves on the trees are swaying in the wind, the clouds are moving idly by, and as if things couldn't get any better, your old alien pal E.T. came to give you a visit. That is at least, the story of this drawing here.
We're pretty sure that didn't really happen in reality, and that this kid's just got a wild imagination. But, on the off-chance that it did happen, that kid's going to need quite a bit of therapy.
Someone's Making the Most Out of the Whole Divorce Thing
This kid has definitely figured out life. We can only pray that she grows enough of a conscience to have mercy on us all as she goes about her merry way manipulating the world and having everyone do her bidding. This is definitely one of those moments when a kid exhibits intelligence way beyond their years. There's nothing scarier than a kid who knows way more than he should. Seriously.
Seeing this in real life would just make us think: How did you manage to figure this out? Like, this kind of thing should definitely be off-limits for a kid your age.
Looks Like We've Got a Pessimist Here
We're just going to say that depicting the world getting devoured by some kind of galactic world-eating monster definitely isn't the trademark move of a well-adjusted optimist. If we asked our kid to draw the future, and he drew that, we would be terrified for a few reasons: First of all, why is he so pessimistic; is he okay? Second of all, what if the little guy is actually right?
Either way, somebody has got to check in with this kid and see if he's having any more visions of an apocalyptic future in which the whole world is destroyed.
Well, He Isn't Wrong
Questions are strange things, really. The best ones either have no answer at all or else they have multiple answers that are as true as they are false. This is exactly the case with this piece of homework; sure, the teacher may have meant for the kid to write something else, but he didn't. He did it his way, and neither you nor we nor his teacher can tell him he was wrong.
Besides, his answer was better than the boring thing his teacher had planned for him to spell out. This kid is entertaining, and that's going to be a huge asset growing up.
A Fair Trade Indeed
Love and marriage are both all about compromise and fair trade. Take this drawing for example: The mom's part of the deal is to provide her husband and the rest of the family with her loving care, while the dad's in charge of spreading the gas around. Truly a fair trade in our book. This is definitely what true love looks like. We can only hope our family will be half as happy.
What truly makes this drawing great, however, is that small sticker of Speedy McQueen saying "Wow!" to the right. Yeah Speedy, we are all just as shocked as you are.
The Truth Isn't Always Pretty
There are definitely two sides to every story. And as there are two sides to every story, there are also two sides to every person. This mom may just be a supermom during the morning, taking care of whatever needs to be taken care of and not caring how she looks while she does it. But then, during the night, everything changes: The mom becomes the center of attention as she dons a sensual dress.
Still, the difference between the mom during the day and the mom during the night is both hilarious and telling. The mom must have hard a time reading this one.
That Mom Was Like: "See Ya, Sucker"
This is one of those things that married couples threaten to do to each other whenever they have an argument in the car, but never actually do. That is, at least, what we thought before our eyes settled on this informative picture drawn by a kid who probably witnessed an incredibly ugly argument. We don't know what it was about, but we're willing to bet it wasn't pretty if it lead to the dad getting kicked out of the car.
One can only wonder what the whole thing was about. Notice that the dad's holding a suitcase, too. What's that about? Were they all on vacation? What's going on here?
A War-Torn Household Plagued By Chemical Warfare
Everyone knows that the deadliest type of gas is dad gas. You could just be minding your own business in the living room, mindlessly channel-surfing through TV, or perhaps watching YouTube videos when you first smell it - the awful stench of dad's digestive system's output. The next few minutes are all about survival and trying to find a source of fresh air to cleanse your palate from that awful smell.
We cannot commend the brave souls who pushed on through the harsh circumstances enough. They are the true modern heroes of our time. Godspeed you guys, brave fart survivors of the world.
Hey, At Least He's Honest
Not many people are capable of being as brutally honest as this kid was. What makes his honesty even more impressive is that he wasn't even an adult when he wrote this. At his age, we were lying through our teeth to get out of all sorts of trouble. Sometimes we just lied for the heck of it. We definitely weren't capable of taking an honest look in the mirror as he did.
Then again, maybe this kid is being just a wee bit too hard on himself. After all, he can't be a freeloader as long as he is a kid, right?
And There's Absolutely Nothing Wrong With That
Yeah, absolutely nothing wrong with downing your second glass of red wine before four in the afternoon. right? Please tell us that we're right, or else we're going to have to have a long, hard look at ourselves and face parts of ourselves we'd really prefer not to think of, like, ever. So yeah, hopefully, this mom just likes an innocent drink now and then, which is perfectly acceptable, as we said.
Anyways, at least she's civil about her drinking. It's as they say: as long as you're sitting by the table, drinking red wine, and not roaming the streets with an empty bottle in your hand, you're alright. Hopefully.
Kids Are So Brutally Honest
This greeting card could have been so pure and wholesome and ordinary until this kid decided he was actually a straight-up menace. Seriously, that last part on the right side of the card calling the card-receiver fat is just so unwarranted that it's actually hilarious. Like, why did this kid even feel the need to include that? Perhaps it's just like they say in Batman, some people want to watch the world burn.
Whatever his motivation was, this kid definitely woke up and chose violence. And while the person who got the card may not have appreciated it at the moment, we're sure it grew on him.
We Get the Feeling He Might Be Both
There definitely seems to be a common theme across all the households in the land that isn't spoken about enough, and that theme is that we all grew up smelling our fathers' farts. Seriously, how is all this getting brought up just now? You would expect people to talk about this kind of thing in the news. Somebody out there, for some reason, is silencing the truth. We will get to the bottom of this.
Got to love the double burn here, too. As if it wasn't enough calling his dad a "farter", he decided to up the ante and add the word "mean" before the word "father." Ouch.
Living the Dream
This mom is living her best life and playing out all of our dreams and fantasies and anybody who disagrees is just jealous. Seriously, what better life could there be than just chilling at home and watching talk shows all day? We can't picture a brighter future than that. Perhaps it's just us and our true calling in life is to be a couch potato, but we're pretty sure we're not the only ones.
Also, we're pretty sure the kid is kind of jealous of the mom, too. Like, that was definitely our dream as children - to skip school, stay home, and watch TV.
Nobody Likes People
If you dig deep, like really deep, you'll find out that we're all kind of misanthropists. Sure, we love people sometimes, especially our loved ones and our close circle of friends and family and acquaintances. What about all the other people in the world, you know, the other 7 billion? Yeah, we're not too partial to them. That;'s why we cannot for the life of us blame this mother for not liking people.
What's so wrong with not liking people anyways? Like, as long as one keeps to himself and doesn't get in anybody's way, he isn't hurting anyone. Why do people care if other people they have nothing to do with secretly despise them?
At Least He Knows What He Wants
This little guy has been watching his mother and father's marriage from up close. Not only that but he's been taking notes, too. By the looks of it, and from the evidence he managed to gather, the kid decided that maybe marriage isn't worth the hustle. We're not what kind of activities this kid takes up in his free time that may be tarnished by marriage, but he's safeguarding his precious free time.
That much is for certain. Truthfully, we can't really blame him. We're all about having hobbies. And yet, some part of us does kind of thinks that he'll probably change his mind sometime in the future.
Happy Day Doesn't Look Very Happy
When kids are asked to draw something pretty wholesome, such as a "happy day", and end up drawing the exact opposite (i.e. a sad kid tearing up and holding suspicious and ambiguous items that have no clear purpose), the results are always kind of heartbreaking. We're sending this kid only the best of vibes and we wish him many happy days to come. Real happy days, very much unlike the one he drew.
The only thing left unclear about this picture is the sentence written on the kid's shirt. We're not sure what the artist's intent was, but it does somehow serve to make the drawing a bit sadder.
Somebody's Going to Be Meeting Bruce Willis Pretty Soon
Oh, no. We've seen this movie before. You don't want your little girl to be blessed (or cursed, depending on how you look at it) with the ability to see demons, ghouls, ghosts, dead people, and other kinds of unholy lifeforms. We definitely wouldn't want our family life to be plagued with the plight of the undead and the supernatural. Hopefully, this girl just has an active imagination and that's it.
If the girl does, however, see demons. We would definitely watch all the Hollywood blockbusters regarding children seeing dead people or supernatural creatures. Best to know what you're dealing with.
Kids Really Don't Pull Their Punches
Ouch. That has got to hurt. It must be really tough to take care of your kid, to put your heart and soul into his or her safekeeping, comfort, character, and wellbeing, only for them to play favorites with you and your spouse. It must be even worse to be on the losing side of that. Kids just have this tendency of being so unapologetically honest. Guess that's part of their charm.
If we were that mom, we woul probably go ahead and buy into the game and try to make our lives seem as interesting and as glamorous as we possibly could.
Thinking Five Steps Ahead
We're not sure if we should be swooning over how cute and wholesome this card is and just how much this kid loves her teacher, or if we should be worried about somebody's health. We're not even sure if we should be worried about the mom's health or the kid's mental health. Kids really don't get just how much some of their seemingly innocent statements can be revealing. That's the case right here.
Let's change the perspective for a second: What is one supposed to do in the teacher's place? Like, what's the appropriate reaction for getting such a card? We really don't know.
That Was Supposed to Say "Math"
This kid wrote his teacher a nice little card expressing just how much that teacher meant to him and the entire classroom. There was only one tiny, little problem with the card, and that was the fact that the kid wasn't the sharpest speller in the class. Let's just say that the word he meant to spell, "math", was spelled in a way that made it sound as though the teacher did something completely different.
We're talking about something illegal. Something illegal that has to do with the consumption of illegal substances, if you catch our drift. Thankfully, it was just a spelling error. Nothing to see here, folks.
Two Equally Chill and Relaxed Parents
If you look really closely at this drawing, you might be able to notice that one of these parents is a tiny bit more agitated than the other one, who seems to be just a tad bit more relaxed. It's subtle, but those with a gift for figuring out paintings and those with an eye for the fine details may be able to spot it out if they squint a little bit.
Either way, we know who this kid is more afraid of. It seems like the mom is the one dishing out the punishments in the house. Must be nice to be the good cop.
What's Wrong With Being Tight With the Dark Lord?
So this kid has gotten buddy-buddy with the lord of darkness. So what? Is it really that bad to be on good terms with satan? It sounds alright to us, at least from a strategic standpoint. Like, what if things go south and the king of the underworld takes dominion over the Earth? Do you know who wouldn't be worried if that were to happen? The kid who drew this picture.
Okay, maybe it is a bit worrying to have your little son or daughter worship the devil at such a young age. To be honest, that would totally scare us.
Dad Just Got Roasted Big Time
Damn. Dad got roasted big time. What's even more insulting is that the kid could barely manage to spell half the words in the sentence and still managed to absolutely destroy his own father. We have no idea what getting completely obliterated by a kid that can't spell "problem" feels like, but we're pretty sure it doesn't feel too good. Maybe we should ask the father what went through his head when he first read the card.
Seriously, the fact that this kid misspelled every other word here definitely makes the card that much funnier, Also the prompt: nobody even asked him if his dad was chubby, he just felt the need to say so.
Hope the Dad Didn't Take It Out on the Messenger
Going through a separation of some sort must be tough. No matter how much you wanted to get out of a relationship, there's just a lot of adjusting to be done that can take its toll on anyone. What must be even harder is to have your kids ask you to get back together with your ex only for them to say that she hates your guts. Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Still, the way this kid worded it made us crack a smile. It's just so innocent. The kid has no idea what kind of effect this letter could have on the dad.
Quite an Odd Bunch
Okay, let's survey the tenants one by one. So we've got this woman who's completely bald except for a few ponytails seemingly coming out of her ears or something. A blue ginger person is hanging there in the middle. To the right of him, there's a ghost just flying idly. There's a guy with Tekken-style hair, and some weird eye-on-a-leash type creature. Umm, yeah. Not your average bunch of regular Joes.
Now, this is a case of a kid just doing way too much while drawing his family members and letting his imagination go wild, but it does make for an unsettling picture.
At Least the Mom's Appreciated
If there's one thing that many parents can agree on, it's that their children tend to be a bit ungrateful and spoiled. This makes sense; it's just how the relationship between parents and kids works - the parents take care of the kids, who can't take care of themselves, so naturally, the parents have to put more into it than the kids do. That is until the kids are old enough to take care of themselves.
But sometimes, the kids will shop a genuine burst of appreciation and thanks. These moments are definitely beautiful and heartwarming, even if they're conveyed in a silly manner like this.
Since When Is Beer Food?
We have definitely got a bone to pick with the person who wrote this little letter right here - beer is not food. You cannot tell us that it is food. A soup is a liquid food; a beer is only a drink. That's all there is to it. It isn't that complicated. And yet, this kid had the nerve to call a beer a food. Yeah right, good luck eating a beer with a fork.
There's something else we would like to point out about this photo, and it's the recurring theme of dads farting everywhere and in every possible household. Nobody's safe from the dad gas we presume.
This Kid Definitely Has a Way With Words
This is definitely one of those cases in which a kid displays abilities well beyond his age. Just look at that eloquent prose; this kid has been hitting the classics for sure: Shakespeare, Faulkner, Lord Byron, Keats - you name it. This kid has been studying them big time, and it shows. Like, his vocabulary level is way beyond that of a regular kid's vocabulary. What kid knows the word "stale"?
Who knows what will become of this young, talented writer. Perhaps he'll go on to write his generation's magnum opus. Maybe he'll be the lead writer in the next hit HBO series.
A Little Bit of Sibling Rivalry Never (Seriously) Hurt Anyone
Look at that happy family! Just a mom, a dad, and a daughter named Julia. Oh, they look so happy together. Oh, wait, who's that on the side there? That's the Taking Boy. We get the feeling that Julia isn't too fond of the Taking Boy. One can only wonder where that dislike stems from, or what the Taking Boy has been taking from Julia and the others. This is creepy!
We would definitely like to see the Taking Boy's side of the story. This picture just has an irregular aura of mystique to it which we can't explain. It just awakens our curiosity.
You Know You're Down Bad When Your Kid Calls You Out
You know you could work on yourself a bit when your kid calls you out on something pretty major. Like, isn't it supposed to be the other way around - the parents are supposed to call out the kids on their unacceptable behavior. That was not the case with this mom and child, as the kid called out the mom for, well... uh... drinking a bit too much we presume.
That is, at least, how we have interpreted this drawing. Feel free to make up your own interpretations as to what exactly this mom should be doing less of. It's fun!
That's Definitely Not How 'Cook' Is Spelled
Oh, this is just unfortunate. What do you get when you pair a child with poor drawing abilities and a penchant for tragic misspellings of crucial words? Yeah, you get a huge misunderstanding and a viral photo. That's ecactly what you get. This kid tried to spell out the word "cook". He also tried to draw his dad in the kitchen with a chef's hat. He didn't really get the point across.
He did, however, do something much better. This drawing is way more interesting than your average doodle. This kid accidentally made comical gold, and he shall forever be remembered on the internet for it.
This Kid Definitely Has an Unchecked Dark Side
There can be absolutely no doubt about it. This kid schemed to perform acts of unspeakable terror upon any poor leprechaun unlucky enough to cross his path. We can only wish these leprechauns a safe journey; hopefully, they'll heed this child's warning and stay clear of him forever. If not, they may just end up seriously damaged, or worse. Who knows what kind of diabolical acts of cruelty this kid has up his sleeve.
Somebody should check in on the kid, too. This kind of violent outburst never appears out of nowhere. There has got to be a reason for his fiery leprechaun hate.
Mom's Meatloaf Can't Be That Bad, Can It?
This one hit just a little bit too close to home. We love our family, we truly do, but they definitely weren't blessed with culinary talent. Anyone who grew up with parents that just couldn't muster up a tasty meal no matter how hard they tried knows exactly how this feels. The thing is, you can't just outright say that you don't like the food. Truly, a sticky situation indeed.
So this one goes out to all the lackluster cooking parents out there - don't expect your kids to be as honest as this guy right here. They don't have it in them to tell you just how bad your cooking is.
One of Those Philosophical Questions
The greatest of questions are the ones that call us to dwell upon them forever. It seems as though this young lad has managed to conjure another era-defining conundrum for us to chew on. Indeed, this is one of those questions that all of humanity shall revisit time and time again, not just to answer it, but also to better ourselves. The mere process of answering such a lofty question is a reward in itself.
Jokes aside, we seriously applaud the guts this guy had to bring in this presentation for a school project. We would be too scared of getting an F to even dream of it.
A Bit of Self Confidence Goes A Long Way
We don't want to pick on anybody who can't dish it out themselves, so we are not going to. The way these two kids chose to brand themselves is definitely hilarious, but we can't help but feel a little sorry for them. Like, there's nothing wrong with them. They should just exhibit a bit of self-confidence. Then, perhaps their problems will wither away on their own. A little bit of confidence goes a long way.
You may be asking yourself: But what if I don't have any self-confidence? Well, to that we say - just fake it. Why not? Fake it 'till you make it, brothers.
That Was Awfully Specific
Well, in all fairness, the question this kid was asked on this test could have been better. It is a stupid question all things considered. Like, when somebody asks you what a word doesn't mean, you could say any number of things. You could say pretty much anything, except the literal meaning of the word, and you'd be right. That is exactly what this kid decided to do. His teacher probably learned a lesson or two that day.
But out of all the things the kid could have chosen to say, he definitely went a little overboard with the profanity. He probably could have chosen something a bit more PG.